February 2012
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My mam’s the cutest, she’s definitely one of the best and she said this on Facebook this morning: ‘Housework and a bit of Neil Diamond in preparation for tonight :-)’ because she’s going to see a Neil Diamond tribute for her friend who is dying’s birthday. Sad but nice. Her friend said to her “don’t laugh but for my birthday we are having a Neil...
Today has been full of death signs because last night I dreamt my dad died, then on the way home a car broke down on the motorway which made another car nearly crash into us and it was scarily close and my heart stopped for a few seconds I swear, then when I got home mam had left my straighteners on all day and left them on top of a plastic box but luckily it had just started to burn as I got home...
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Omg Gob read me the appetisers.
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A girl on my Facebook who is living in uni halls has been sneakily living with her pet tarantula and then someone she lives with told one of the official halls people and she has to get rid of the tarantula so she is having a leaving party for her tarantula and because it is a Mexican Red Knee she is having a Mexican themed party. I hate spiders but I think that is dead cute. She also has a...
It was the-girl-I-went-to-school-with-who-is-pregnant’s due date like a week ago and she still hasn’t had the bébé, imagine having to sit around for a week knowing that at any minute you could be greeted with immense pain for hours and also knowing that you have to push an actual person out of your vagina. Tense stuff.
I’m gonna start documenting the ‘bus regulars’ (something I am going to affectionately call them). They are all pretty interesting in their own way. There’s the seemingly moody girl who looks a lot like Ellie Goulding and who always smells nice, there’s the little old man with the silver moustache who gets off about three stops after he gets on who always says morning...
January 2012
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever stolen anything?
